First off, I would like to thank Shiver Metimbers at www.419eater.com.  It's because of him, and all the members of the forum, that I've been able to pull off a bait lasting more than a couple of weeks.  It's not much I know, but the following is my attempt at baiting a 'hitman'.  If I don't pay up, he'll send someone to 'blow me off'.  My comments are in bold.  Everything else is copied and pasted from emails.  I started off with an ASEM.
 
To:  ME
From:  Hitman
you  gat question me? i think you got know what i mean? what it takes to blow one off? i think you going down to 6fits soon. you wanna ask questons? who are you when son of the bitch is talking? dam you idiot. you gat only this few days to pay the sum of $50,000.00usd or you gat die.
Tue, Jul 31, 2007 at 1:59 AM
To:  Hitman
From:  ME
Look, I've got kids.  I don't need this.  We should work this out.
How can we come to terms?

I don't have money, but I have lots of property.  Would you like a
deed to property?  You could sell it for profit.  Please, don't bother
with me.  I'm not worth it, I've got hemorrhoids!!!

To:  ME
From:  Hitman
you gat ask me to share your property? you ask if i need that?no. you are now going to sell it yourself for the fund to be raise or think of going down with your family you gat that? or you have other choice ok. you make the payment part part you gat that? get back for the payment information ok. note, a letter bomb is on the way so, i wanna save you now before you fucker make the payment. do not receive any letter for now gat that? but be warned and act  fast cos either of the two option must take place ok. goodluck
To:  Hitman
From:  ME
Good day sir.

I thank you for your patience with me.  It may take some time to sell the land you are talking about.  I think I will put it on eBay and see what offers I get.  However, I think we could proceed much faster if I just simply transfer the deeds to your name.  Then you can trade or barter if for something you really like. 

Please continue to be patient with me.  My wife is acting a fool, and my hemorrhoids are driving me crazy. 

Have a nice day.

Wed, Aug 1, 2007 at 5:35 AM
From: Hitman
To:  ME
got you men.goodluck and ensure you do the selling fas gat me?
I ask for prayer.
Wed, Aug 1, 2007 at 11:59 PM
To:  Hitman
From:  ME
I've got nothing but the hemorrhoids right now.  All I can do is with that.  Soon I may have to go to hospital for this.  Please pray for my hemorrhoids be better so that I can sell he properties.
From:  HITMAN  Thu, Aug 2, 2007 at 10:26 AM
To: ME
am only trying to help you ok. those men of mine have being on my neck, asking for settlement or they come for you immediately. but i have being holding them since hoping that by now, you must have sold some property to get the amount ok.

now listen, i want to know how much you have get from the property or the one at your hand so i can know if it worth paying one of them ok. do it fast so that i will save myself from this especially your life.
get back now.

Then there was a hijacking attempt!!
From:  ME
To:  HITMAN
Hello, my hemorrhoids are better and I am just about to sell a property.  Unfortunately, I will have to use that money for my hospital bills.  I'm not sure what to do anymore because I have been told not to deal with you anymore.  Below is an email that which I have just received. 
____________________
From:  <anotherladasahitman@anemail.com
To:  MyCharacter'sEmail

I am the Masterman that hired the son of bitch to kill you.  I now find out instead he email you for money?  Now you listen to me, you no more deal with that son of a bitch.  I am his Oga.  I will give you three days to get me the cash of 3000usd!  If I not hear from you I will have my men to strake.  Get back to me now and I will proceed instructions to you.

RIP!!

I guess he's not as stupid as he sounds.
From:  HITMAN  Fri, Aug 3, 2007 at 11:28 AM
To: ME
YOU GOT THE GURT TO FORWARD MY MAIL BACK? KOOL. I THINK TO HELP YOU BEFORE, BUT AM BEGGINING TO RETHINK. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MAIL NOW OR I WILL ALLOW MY MEN BOUNCE ON YOU
So I go back to straight baiting.
From:  ME Mon, Aug 6, 2007 at 9:42 PM
To: HITMAN
Okay, I have just sold a parcel of land for $7,000.  I know it is not
what you asked for, but it is all I have right now.  What should I do?
From:  Hitman 
To: ME

OK. NOW TAKE IT THIS WAY OK. YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT OF THE $7,000 TO TWO OF MY MEN OK. HERE IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATION BELOW.
I WANT YOU TO SEND IT TO MY BOYS IN LONDON OK

1. NAME:HENRY BROWN
2.NAME: PHILLIP JOHNSON

ADDRESS: LONDON
 

THEM YOU ARE TO SEND IT $3,500 USD EACH.

AND SEND TO ME THE SLIP OF PAYMENT FROM WESTERN UNION.

I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE TODAY.

GOODDAY.

From:  ME
To:  Hitman
DEAR SIR,

I will go to the western onion office VERY early in the morning.  Please have patience with me, as my hemorrhoids are giving me a hard time to sleep.  Please hold your men for not to get slapped.  Thank you.

From:  Hitman 
To: ME
OK. HAVE YOU MADE THE PAYMENT? GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY. GOODDAY I WANT THE SLIP FOR PAYMENT OK.
From:  ME
To:  Hitman
I went to the western onion office today and they gave me a form for the recipient to fill out.  They are saying that I cannot wire that much money out of the country without the receiver filling out these forms.  What should I do?  I have attached this form to my email so that you can see. 

Please be patient with me.  I don't want to have to slap.  Hold your mean in check, okay?

I attach the Western Union Form 49 for him to have a look at.
From:   Hitman  Thu, Aug 9, 2007 at 5:42 AM
To:  ME
now listen, tell western union anything for them to allow you ok. thats your life ok.

now do it this way, $5,000usd each for two names i will give you now ok.

robert brown, $ 5,000 usd.

tony erik, $5,000 usd

then, you will make the payment in five days to complete the $50,000 usd.

note, you can tell the western union that i am your nephew or cusin.

so you can be allowed to make the payment ok. i know western union cannot allow $50,000usd to be paid at a day but i just want to know if you are ready to make the payment or not. now i want you to be sincere with me if you want me to spare you. and ensure you make the payment from today for five days.

then get back to me with the payment information like mtcn and the name of sender,names of receiver, address sent the money, london.

i awaits your response of payment information and make sure you do not miss the payment.

forget the form ok. go and do as the son said.  goodday

He's not buying it.  Plus he raised the price on me!!  What's up with that?  Guess I need to fill out some WU forms that have a bar code instead of a MTCN.  I also think it would be cool if I got confused and mixed up the names on the WU forms.  Again and again.
I decided to send this first.
From:  ME
To:  Hitman
Okay.  Please be patient with me.  I will send the money very early in the morning.  I have decided to do it at the Money Gram office instead, because they don't require any security forms, but don't worry, because they do London also.  You're men shouldn't have a problem with transferring it to western onion.